Unusual Collections

“You do realize,” Imperia said, pushing past Brian to enter the house, wrinkling her nose slightly at the smell, “that we made up all those legends.”

“Wh-wh-wh… You ca-ca-can’t do-o-o that,” Brian gasped, staring back at his front door in shock. “I didn’t inv-v-vite you i-i-in.”

“Didn’t you hear what I just said?” Imperia huffed. “We made all that up, so you couldn’t track us down.” She smirked. “It’s easy to hide in plain sight when you know what your enemy is looking for.”

Brian just gaped at her.

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A Hero’s Journey

“No, no, you can’t just punch a ghost,” Luce sighed, pointing to the slideshow. “Have you been paying any attention?”

“Yeah, totally, of course!” MegaGirl said, her gaze drifting back to the squirrels outside the window.

Luce rubbed her temples, trying to stay calm. Professional. “Daisy, if you don’t-”

“My name is MegaGirl!” she cried, trying to scramble out of her desk and tripping on her cape.

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Bedtime Deposition

“Once, there was magic. But not every kingdom or country in the world accepted the practice of magic. In some places, a witch could be thrown in prison, or worse, killed, if she was discovered. There were even some places where people who were suspected of being witches were hunted down. It was a scary time to be a witch.

“There was one kingdom that was ruled by a great Queen, who had risen to power under suspicious circumstances. But no one questioned her rule, because she was the Queen. And besides, who else would take over?

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Uncertain Terms

Leda hovered in the doorway, eyes darting between the bright television, the man sprawled on the couch, and the dark doorway to her left. She should just go back into her room, leave him alone. It would be too awkward, too much to ask…

“Is it seven already?”

She jumped, eyes flicking back to Jerome, who was looking up at her from the couch.

“No, you’re fine,” she said, quickly, trying to come up with something else to say, anything besides the real reason she had been standing in the hall.

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Snapdragons

She darted around the kitchen, pouring milk, tossing cereal, packing lunchboxes. She smiled as her husband entered the room, dodging around their kids and the cat. Mornings were always chaotic, but it was her favorite time of day, all the same.

“The snapdragons are looking great this year,” he said, glancing out the kitchen window. “I’m still not sure how you do it.”

“Oh, just my secret compost recipe,” she said lightly, passing him his coffee.

The doorbell rang, jarring them all from their routines.

“Who’s that?” the kids asked in unison.

“I don’t know,” she said. “Can you go check? I need to get these lunches packed.”

“Sure thing.”

“Thanks! Okay, if you keep fighting over the last waffle, I’m going to eat it.”

She forgot all about the doorbell, until her husband entered the kitchen with two strangers. Two strangers wearing shiny badges and guns on their hips.

Her mouth dropped open, and she couldn’t help herself; she glanced out the kitchen window, taking a shallow breath as she saw more people wearing uniforms digging up her garden. Specifically, the snapdragons.

They know.



Inspired by a prompt from Squibler.

© The Lightning Tower, 2020

Idiocy



“Yeah, ‘cuz it’s warmer in April,” she snorted, watching the snow fall outside her window for the third day in a row. “Not that that would have fixed anything, anyway.” She leaned back in her chair, head in hands. Would the idiocy ever end?

Screenshot from HuffPost, 4/15/2020

© The Lightning Tower, 2020

Grave Consequences

Gwen wrinkled her nose as the rotted corpse tumbled to the ground. “I hate zombies, I really do. They smell, they’re always so twitchy and jerky, and they always go for the head. Are you two okay?” She glanced at the couple cowering in the corner of the alley.

Their eyes were wide, and darting between her and the now re-dead undead.

“Wh-wha-wha…” blubbered the man.

The woman was a little more pulled together. “What the fuck was that?!” she shrieked, and Gwen flinched.

She forgot sometimes how things appeared to normal people. She’d been, well, not normal for a very long time.

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Partnership

“I can’t believe you got me into this.”

“It’s not my fault you are part of a prophecy!”

“Yeah, well,” Laurel grunted, focusing all her energy into the shield surrounding them, “you’re the one that yanked me out of my home and into this mess. I should have shot the messenger.”

Allmand looked at her in horror. “You wouldn’t do that! You are a chosen Conduit for the Earth Mother, charged with protecting the land and sky and sea! You are to harm none, lest they harm you or the earth! And I haven’t done anything!”

Laurel shot him a look. “Yeah, well, you are harming my concentration right now, so I might have to do something drastic.”

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The Pitch

“Thank you so much for taking the time to listen to my pitch today. I really appreciate this opportunity, and you won’t be sorry!”

“Go ahead with your pitch.”

“Right, right. So, everything is getting revamped, right? Beloved franchises, familiar stories, are all getting a reboot or an update. And I know you are already working on a bunch, and they all look great, but what if we take it a step further? Take your brand and elevate it, bring it into the modern world. What would that look like?

“I have the answer. You make them edgy. You make them modern, raw. You bring your properties into the twenty-first century. How might you do that? By taking your familiar, beloved story-lines and adding real-life challenges to them.

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