In the blessed year of 2016, the Savior came. It was clear that he was the Savior because he was chosen in the year 2016.
2+0+1+6 equals 9, and 9 is 3×3, and 3 is the Holy Trinity.
With such an obvious sign, the world shifted back to the way it had been, and the way it was supposed to be.
The Savior proclaimed that there would be a free, beautiful wall, and so it was. Kind of. It’s still being worked on, and wasn’t quite free.
And after the faithful rallied for their right to exist, after they stood their ground and proclaimed that they would not be replaced, the Savior proclaimed that there were good people on both sides. Even though only one side brandished guns, and only one side committed manslaughter.
The Savior reached out to others for aid in his mission. If they had information about his rivals, well, he probably should listen to it, right? And if he expected some help in return for his benevolence, well, that was his prerogative, right?
There are so many examples of the Savior’s great works, but that means there are too many to list here. He’s great, that’s all you need to know.
The angry losers tried to usurp the Savior, but he held fast to his position. Sure, he might have done some things that weren’t great, but they weren’t against the rules, and he had learned better. Plus, it was so boring to watch them talk in circles, not saying anything new.
And then, the Savior’s true enemy revealed itself. An invisible foe from across the world crept its way into the country, infecting losers and faithful alike. The Savior promised it would go away with the warmer weather. The Savior proclaimed that the people were on their own, and that he had the absolute power to fix it.
He urged his followers to try the magical cure with the magical name – what did they have to lose? And he put forth the idea that injecting light and bleach into their bodies would save them from the invisible enemy.
Wait, what? That can’t be right. Savior, wait, where are you going?!
What do you mean, sarcasm?
© The Lightning Tower, 2020